Oh, go on then - you can be vulgar if you like, Lynne!

Just this once!
DJ, I'm going to wear serious bling (although I'll stick with the piercings I already have, so it will be earrings only!) Elizabeth Taylor apparently didn't open her eyes for three days after she was born, but when she did, first thing she saw was her mother's engagement ring. We've seen her collection - I want that for my baby!
Sadly, I never bought these shoes, and I often nurtured a passing regret. I don't anymore - what's the point of them if they won't leave an indentation???

Jen