I'm practically crying with laughter here. You'd want to see about 50% of the Victorian houses / tenements in Glasgow. Everything was going fine until they opened Ikea out Clydebank way. Now you can't move for all the Swedish minimalism. Doesn't always work so well here either - there's something in the Scots' psyche that attracts us to clutter. The more-is-more school of decorating...
I'm visiting a friend this afternoon who lives in a Georgian farmhouse on a fairly remote hill farm. Complete with Ikea kitchen. The drawing room looks like page 39 of the catalogue and the bedrooms (all 8 of them) have all sorts of Ikea oddments. Has to be seen to be believed, it's so bad it's fantastic. I think (hope) he was having a little ironic moment when he decorated.
I should say that I quite like Ikea things, but living in a Victorian house has restricted me to buying storage boxes, wine glasses and some cutesy stuff for the baby.

Ah2bqat, I'm sorry - I'm guilty of threadjacking at the best of times, but I've got carried away here!
Back to your lovely emeralds.
Jen