Well, I gueess we will have to try to forgive you if you are gonna come to NYC and hang with us......

Welcome to the forum and glad your here. Is it true newbies are best deep fried and served with chips and beer?

Total rumor. We're all stringy from running away from the wolves and vipers. So you have to cook us gently and add butter. Sort of like elk

And, I'd like my accompanying beverage of choice to be birch beer, please...which NOBODY in these godforsaken Rockies has heard of...somebody please stick me in a padded envelope and SEND ME HOME, PLEASE!!