I sweetly answer back..."let me check my gift closet". ( I believe in buying presents in advance just to make sure they arrive on time! )
You are absolutely cracking me up !!!!
(Hmmmm.... Makes me think.... Probably it would be VERY thoughtful and considerate of me to go ahead and purchase MANY gifts for myself in advance. I mean, what if I were to become disabled and unable to do so, in the future? What about gifts from grandchildren to come, who will be too young to make proper selections? These are all difficulties that I, as a magnanimous woman, should foresee and should do my best to alleviate! Of course, my grandmother died only recently at age 99, so it can be presumed that I will likely live to a good, old age. Let's see, that's another half-century or so, times (Christmas + birthday + anniversary + just because... ) times (husband + children + grandchildren + dog + cats)... mmmm!)
Gift closet, indeed !!! LOVE it!