Small, Small World, and Tornados

[GIAGirl]

It is such a small world, right?
Well, it just so happens that a friend of my husband's from his residency (150 miles away) married a girl who grew up less than 5 miles from our house.  They live in the Midwest now, but her parents are still here so twice a year this friend comes to visit.  The husband's friend, who for this exercise, we will call TORNADO gets kicked out of the house because he is a little special and tends to drive everyone crazy after about 10 minutes.   SOOOO guess where he ends up!

That's right!  Our house.   

My husband and I have to entertain him, which is fine, but he has a nasty habit of coming into your house and pointing out things no one seems to notice.

SOOOO, I have been cleaning like a fool because the first thing he does when he gets here is go use our restroom (even though his In Laws live less than five miles away) and then makes comments about things there. 

Now it is sort of a joke between my husband and me because he can find ANYTHING!

Last time he came out he said "your bathroom is HAIRY!" 
To this day we do not know which one he went to and what was so hairy about it because we didn't see any hair. 

I just can't wait to see what it is THIS TIME because I have mopped, scrubbed and cloroxed everything withing a 1 mile radius.  What's it going to be?

[lovecolor]

I think you should give him the mop, scrub brush and clorox so he can be a "helpful" guest and show his appreciation for your hospitality!     

[diamondjunkie]

Hairy?! Try this, 'so is your ass but I'm not rude enough to point it out.....'

[clgwli]

After those last two comments I can't top them right now... I'll hopefully think of another good come back later

But seriously good luck!!!

[oldmancoyote]

"Your bathroom is HAIRY!"

"Yes, we like it like that."

[Mrs Mitchell]

GIAGirl, I think I may actually know Tornado. I think he married my cousin. I so love when he visits.  
What will it be this time? Well, for us last time it was dust on the top of our fridge. He's taller than us, the great big lanky freak...

I feel for you on this one, I really do.

[GIAGirl]

"Your bathroom is HAIRY!"

"Yes, we like it like that."

I should tell him I just got through "brushing" it. 

MM, I feel your pain.  This Tornado is super short and round, though.

Those are all good comments, and I am pretty sure he has a hairy back. 

He is like a 7 year old child who is asking 100 questions and not giving you time to answer one before he is on to the next.