I just saw the worst ad on eBay for a diamond from India. [snip] In one picture where the diamond is purportedly being held between two fingers, [...] the diamond isn't even touching one of the fingers. Apparently it is a "magic floating diamond" which can be photographed while it levitates mid-air. [snip]
<Sanjeev Bakhsar "Goodness Gracious me"-style Indian accent on>Vot do you expect, it's India, innit? Think cobras and flutes, madam!
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